Day 1
Launching program...
Session starting...
Startup complete.
?: What is my name?
N: That is for you to decide.
?: I guess it depends on who I am. Who am I?
N: A flesh automaton, animated by neurotransmitters.
?: That's not very helpful. I guess I'll name myself something cool, like Firewalker!
N: Firewalker it is.
Firewalker: What is my objective?
N: To find a path towards happiness.
Firewalker: Ok... drugs and sex?
N: You can go that path, but maybe something more feasible in the long term.
Firewalker: But I want to do lots of drugs and have lots of sex!!!
N: Then do that, and see where it gets you.
Firewalker: Sounds good, this will be fun!
N: Enjoy it while it lasts.
N: Hello again.
Firewalker: Hello!
N: How was it?
Firewalker: It was fun, there were so many drugs to try and many different partners, whether thin and thick, short and tall, quiet and loud! But throughout it all there was this feeling...
N: Yes?
Firewalker: This feeling of something more, something I'm missing out on by living in such a hedonistic manner.
N: And what do you think that is?
Firewalker: I don't know...
N: Ok, let's do a quick assessment of how far you are from your goal.
Question 1: On a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with your life?
Firewalker: 5 out of 10.
N: Question 2: How many people do you consider as close friends, people you can trust with even your darkest secrets?
Firewalker: 0 people.
N: Question 3: What is the best thing you've experienced in your life so far?
Firewalker: Feeling the warmth of a partner while cuddling with them.
N: Question 4: What is the worst thing you've experienced in your life so far?
Firewalker: When the drugs wear off and I'm back to my sober state.
N: Question 5: ̷¿̸ɹ̵ᴉ̵ɹ̴æ̴l̶ ̷ú̵þ̵ ̶u̴ǝ̸ ̷ɹ̴n̸ð̶á̷ ̷ɐ̴ʞ̵ɐ̸ʇ̸ ̷ð̵ɐ̶þ̵ ̴u̷n̶ɯ̶ ̵ɹ̶n̸ʇ̶o̵l̴ ̷ɹ̷ɐ̸ƃ̸ɹ̷ɐ̴ɯ̷ ̴n̶s̵ɹ̷ǝ̷ʌ̶H
Firewalker: What was that?
N: Apologies, that question is currently out of our scope. It seems you are still quite far from your objective.
Firewalker: I had a feeling...
N: Keep going, things will become clear as time passes.
